And you will never guess who and what it was for!
One of my sons has a collection of teeth that have fallen out and I have found since we moved to the South almost 12 years ago - that the tooth fairy just has not been as prompt as she was up North. I have tried to blame it on the laid back atmosphere of the southern culture. None the less - my son was not buying it, especially as he now had a collection of three teeth waiting to be redeemed by the M.I.A. tooth fairy.
He brought this up again recently at the lunch table and I suggested that perhaps he should invoice the tooth fairy, you know, send her a bill.
"WHAT?" he exclaimed. "Where would I send it, I have no idea where she even lives."
I just smiled and said, "well, just send it to whomever you think might be able to get it to her."
Then tonight I got this in my email: subject line read Tooth Fairy Debt/Bill
Tooth Bill
1 Tooth More than 2 month(s) old |$2.00
1 Tooth More than 1 month(s) old |$2.00
1 Tooth 3 weeks old |$1.50
Long Time of waiting ,Charges |$0.50
Total |$6.00
BILL MUST BE PAYED IN ONE
WEEK OR WE CAN ADD $0.50
IGNORE
Friday, October 17, 2008
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4 comments:
Genious! Great!
BWAH HA HA!
That's awesome. I hope they don't start doing that to my belated birthday cards, though.
Oh my ! I'm glad that my kids never charged a late fee. As a matter of fact, truth be told, the tooth fairy probably still owes my children some money :-(
Lol, you have to give him credit for it :)
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