Friday, October 17, 2008

A bill came through my email today.

And you will never guess who and what it was for!

One of my sons has a collection of teeth that have fallen out and I have found since we moved to the South almost 12 years ago - that the tooth fairy just has not been as prompt as she was up North. I have tried to blame it on the laid back atmosphere of the southern culture. None the less - my son was not buying it, especially as he now had a collection of three teeth waiting to be redeemed by the M.I.A. tooth fairy.

He brought this up again recently at the lunch table and I suggested that perhaps he should invoice the tooth fairy, you know, send her a bill.

"WHAT?" he exclaimed. "Where would I send it, I have no idea where she even lives."

I just smiled and said, "well, just send it to whomever you think might be able to get it to her."

Then tonight I got this in my email: subject line read Tooth Fairy Debt/Bill

Tooth Bill


1 Tooth More than 2 month(s) old |$2.00

1 Tooth More than 1 month(s) old |$2.00

1 Tooth 3 weeks old |$1.50

Long Time of waiting ,Charges |$0.50

Total |$6.00



BILL MUST BE PAYED IN ONE
WEEK OR WE CAN ADD $0.50





IGNORE

4 comments:

Good Remedy said...

Genious! Great!

Amanda said...

BWAH HA HA!

That's awesome. I hope they don't start doing that to my belated birthday cards, though.

Diane said...

Oh my ! I'm glad that my kids never charged a late fee. As a matter of fact, truth be told, the tooth fairy probably still owes my children some money :-(

Elena said...

Lol, you have to give him credit for it :)