Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks.
(To be honest I had never heard of this comedian until one of my daughters forwarded this to me.)
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
You may live in
If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in
If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in
If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in
If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may live in
If you carry jumpers in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in
If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 90 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in
If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in
If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
And road construction,
You may live in
If you have more miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in
If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in
If you actually understand these jokes,
And forward them to all
Your Canadian friends & others,
You definitely live(or have lived) in
And to these I need to add my own:
If someone stepped on your foot
And you apologized because after all
Your foot was obviously in the way...
Then you are a Canadian or, as we are sometimes called,
A Cannuck!
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